国产版剧本速读:十一点十四

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第一幕
11:14,晚上。
京沈高速出口,我开着老飞的捷达车,撞了人。
sb丫头竟然挂我电话,要不然我也不能。
我来不及穿上夹克,一把扑出车外,没救了,那男的两条腿都硬了。
把他拎起来才发现y一丝不挂,而且半边脸不知去向。我扶着车帮子开始吐。
不知过了多久,警察过来拿手电照了照,跟我说话。
我什么都听不见,脑子里还是那团白的,红的,往上反。
警察回车上拿了个拷子,朝我这边走过来。
我突然明白怎么回事儿,蹦起来玩儿命跑。
几百米外就是高速路,路两边都是秃山,我心想绕过山坡找个地方趴下。
我不用跑远了,也跑不远。警察有枪,可他就一个人。
脑子让冷风一激,顿时无比清醒。我夹克还在车里呢。
屁股让什么狠撞了一下,我眼前的山坡顿时转成深蓝的天,星星好多。
我让枪打了。gr的,这警察手真黑。
我哆哆嗦嗦掏出手机,按了重拨,这次是没人接。
褶子了,估计我死这儿也没人知道。
我tm招谁惹谁了!

第二幕
11:14,周末狂欢。
我们几个坐小邰的车,出事儿了。
车停在路边,前挡风玻璃整个粉碎,一动就往下掉渣。
小邰撞了人,一过马路不长眼的主。
她有20来岁吧,我们几个下车远远的看着,谁都没敢过去。
个不高,长头发好像挺好看,一抽一抽的,还没断气。
结果对面电话亭那儿出来一位,脸倍儿红,呱噪着冲过来。
穿着特破的羽绒服,一看就属于...我cao他手里拎着半截啤酒瓶子!
小邰比谁都快,窜上车发动起来。我回头看一哥们还犯懵呢,赶紧拽y上车。
羽绒服那主儿一瓶子砸在车门上,还得说金杯的车门比玻璃结实。
车开出老远我才松口气儿,真tm惊险。
刚才那哥们忽然杀猪一样响声大作:y打开门!掩我手了。

第三幕
11:14,海阳路上。
我停在煤机厂对面,北边传来一声闷响,还听见有人嚷嚷。
快过节了,局里严打抽调,把平常例行的巡逻由仨人变成俩人。
赶上小白丈母娘生日,我跟他说我一个人没问题,12点我过去接他。
结果没等12点就出事了。
十秒钟赶到,现场一地碎玻璃,外加半个啤酒瓶子。
交通肇事逃逸,死者女性,20岁左右,白色毛衣,黑皮裙,一个男的蹲在旁边。
他见我过来,欠身要跑,我上去给他一个大脖拐。
三把两把给他拷上,扭到车里。
跟局里报了情况,我点着根烟,开始检视现场。
啤酒瓶子没沾血,估计不是凶器。
姑娘大眼睛长睫毛,定定地盯着天空。下巴上全是血。
她手里齐齐地捏着叠崭新的人民币,估计有两三万。
我钻回车里,从倒车镜打量那小子。
一身破羽绒服,目光闪烁,脸上亮晶晶的都是鼻涕。
我问钱哪来的?
他说她是他女朋友。

第四幕
11:14,世界末日。
你死了,我攥着你的手,目送你的眼神像断了线的风筝高飞远去。
你死了,带着我们一个半月的孩子。
昨天你跟我说你有了,但不想要。
我当时没觉着孩子是条命,但你一口咬定要打,比抽我嘴还jb难受。
我说如果我想要呢?你说生下来你养着?
钱,什么都得钱。我半年的工资全给你穿上了,我养不起第三张嘴。
我不能抢银行,但是上银行取钱的人都很友好,都乐意借点给我。
有个老太太看见我手里的刀,咧嘴要喊,被我一脚踹到地上。
傍晚的时候警笛此起彼伏,听说抓一个抢劫犯。
管不了那么多,今天是我们认识一周年。我到你家楼下给你打了个电话。
你一天没接我电话,警车太多,我躲躲闪闪挨到你们小区门口,都11点了。
我喝了很多酒,头疼得要命,脸色好不到哪去,但还是希望见到你。
我要告诉你,我有钱了。
tnnd,占线!
这时我看见你从小区里出来,一面讲着电话。
脸上灿烂的表情,因为看见我而定格。
你把手机扣上,咬着嘴唇,似乎在艰难地抉择。我的呼吸停止了。
那一秒很长很长,终于你回复往日胜利的微笑,向我走来。
但是手机响了,你停下,低头看号码。
你站在马路中央。
我扬起两万五千块钱的手,欲言又止。看着那面包车把你撞飞出去。

第五幕
11:14,飞利浦手机的蓝字明亮清晰。
那是刚才的画面,我的此刻漆黑一片,怎样用力睁眼也无济于事。
那巨响肯定粉碎了什么东西,我又听见自己尖叫了一声。
腰断了,肚皮破了,肠子流出来,地面血海一片。
我幻想着,自己已经死去,所有男人都为我哭泣。
有个声音说什么,有钱了,但我什么都看不见。
也许人们正抢救我,急诊大夫正要押金呢,我cao你大的。
不行,我骗人说我怀了孕,我不能来医院。
一个男人说要去抢银行,为了我肚里虚构的孩子。
一个男人从首都开车回来看我,说明天是我的生日。
一个男人已经为我送了命,在我家里。
我只想疯狂地做爱,没想到冰箱上的微波炉会掉下来。
那之前男人仰面朝天,哼哼叽叽地把冰箱门拉开,关上,拉开,关上。
那巨响肯定粉碎了什么东西,我听见自己尖叫了一声。
醒来的时候,屋里没有别人,地板冰冷。
穿起衣裙扮靓微笑,若无其事的盛装上街去,企盼恶梦快点结束。
首都的男人打来电话,说已经下高速了,说要带我去天涯。
然而抢银行的男人却站在马路对面。
我真的需要时间,好好想想。
我挂断了手机,又响,又挂断。对面的男人朝我挥挥手。
那巨响肯定粉碎了什么东西,我又听见自己尖叫了一声。

第六幕
11:14,我没戴表,据说都是这个时间。
接近地面的时候我看见一辆捷达。
我一把抠住车头的VW标,被连拖带碾扯出去几十米。
车停了,司机跑出来。
他肯定吓着了,有半边脸的怪物从天而降。
我还没来得及表示歉意,他已经吐得不行。
其实照镜子的时候我就被自己吓着,而且吐了。
黄白色的液体从缺了的半边下巴溢出来,洒了一身。
这让我发现自己没穿衣服,但是因为缺了半个脑子,我丢失了很多记忆。
包括衣服脱哪了的问题。
我弯腰呕吐的时候看见一个漂亮妹妹,眼熟。
正好她也没穿衣服。
无所谓啦,剩下的半个脑子决定出去走走。
冬天的夜没有行人,路灯和我都冻得邦邦硬。
不知何时已走到高架桥上,我后悔戴个表就好了。
有汽车呼啸着从身边擦过,bibibi震耳欲聋。
我用剩下的一只眼睛最后欣赏了这个世界,然后从桥上跳下去。
接近地面的时候我看见一辆捷达。

Fin.

"十一点十四(11:14)"电影版权属原制片公司所有
“捷达”和“VW”标志是德国大众汽车公司的注册商标
“金杯”是中国沈阳华晨金杯汽车公司的注册商标
“飞利浦”是荷兰皇家飞利浦电子公司的注册商标
剧中人物均为虚构,所使用姓名、昵称归其本人所有

鸣谢
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秦榆青龙满族自治县政府
河北省高速公路管理局
秦榆市旅游局
秦榆市公安局海阳路派出所
秦榆市煤矿机械厂
燕山大学学生会
国美电器 提醒您用电安全
中国联通 网络今非昔比精彩无处不在
燕京啤酒 清爽怡人
中国银行 在家上银行
欧典真木纹2008地板系列
碧海云天高层住宅

特别感谢
10号 先生
MinI 小姐


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